Truan: Well, here we are ladies and gentlemen, the 25th hole of the Nontoxic
							Invitational Dwarven Golf Tournament. Tension is high as Ivoldi
							sets up for this final hole.
							
Turgeïs: And a Great hole, it is too! (Laughter)
							Truan: Yes it is, Turg, yes it is.
							Turgeïs: But one has to wonder if Ivoldi is up to it today. He was rather
							badly mauled by a Fetch at the Last hole and his play in general
							has been rather sluggish.
							Truan: I have to agree with you there, it has seemed the he has been
							Lagging rather badly lately. But you know better than to count
							him out just based on a few minor burns.
							Turgeïs: Yes I do, Tru. As I recall it was you that said he was going
							to lose Rank at the Devil's Overlook tee off.
							Truan: I certainly had egg on my face that day. I never suspected that
							he...
							Turgeïs: Well, enough of that. Ivoldi is setting up for the shot. He seems
							to be selecting two satchel charges for this hole. Rather ambitious
							if you ask me.
							Truan: Well, thankfully we are not asking you Turg! This can only mean
							he is planning to go the distance on this shot. There, he is preparing
							for the toss, aided by his caddy, Deri.
							Turgeïs: And there is the toss - a good center shot!
							Truan: It's up! We definitely have some air here. Up, up, up...
							Turgeïs: Look at that perfect arc of blood trailing behind the head! Looks
							like it is going a bit too far...
							Truan: No! Look! The wind is pushing it back! Ah! He did it!
							
Turgeïs: A hole in one! The crowd here is going wild.
							Truan: Well, that wraps it up. Ivoldi has shut out the competition with
							this daring play. Future Dwarven golfers will do well to watch
							the film [mac] [win] of this.
							The judges later ruled that Ivoldi's shot was improper and disqualified
							him from the tournament. Ivoldi and his caddies committed suicide
							shortly thereafter.
							It is interesting to note that you cannot win this level by satchel-ing
							the head into the Devoid! However, if you have a Dwarf toss the
							head into the Devoid and it gets stuck on the edge (happened to
							me the first time I played this level) you can use cocktails to
							dislodge it and win the game.
							Just another Myth idiosyncrasy we will have to cherish. Thanks
							to Jeremy Hildebrand for the idea and the film.