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| Parodies of Myth |
| What If Wyrd Was One Of Us? - Forrest Cameranesi |
What If God Was One Of Us? - Joan Osborne
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If Wyrd had long hair,
And wore a kilt and
If his eyes were really wild,
If he went crazy,
Would you build his temple?
Or would you just go be a Spider Cultist?
And yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is great...
Yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is good...
Yeah... yeah... yeah yeah yeah...
What if Wyrd was one of us?
Held a job like some of us?
Hacked at Thrall like most of us,
And couldn't smite Trow on his own?
When Wyrd made this place,
In the beginning
Did he trick the Dark Gods?
And did he hurt that poor Trow goddess name Nyx?
Or did he just create the vision that he saw,
Back in the One Dream?
And yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is great...
Yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is good...
Yeah... yeah... yeah yeah yeah...
What if Wyrd was one of us?
Lobbed a bomb like some of us?
Ran from Domine Trowus,
And got KIKd through the flesh and bone?
You'd think he'd turn the Trow to stone...
Because the Trow are not his own.
And when the Barrier's regrown...
Maybe he'd turn to dust alone...
And yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is great...
Yeah... yeah...
Wyrd is good...
Yeah... yeah... yeah yeah yeah...
What if Wyrd was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?
Could get parylized by pus,
And got hit by Ghols throwing stones...
And got hit by Ghols throwing stones...
And then the stones would break his bones...
Unlike in the One Dream, his home...
Unlike in the One Dream, his home...
And when the Barrier's regrown...
Maybe he'd turn to dust alone...
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