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Parodies of Myth
I AM DA TRO KING - Darth Myrkridia Remix - Forrest Cameranesi
I Am The Walrus - Beatles
I KIK U IF U KIK ME DEN WE KIK DORF N HE GET TRO-KIKED, MB?
C HOW THEY RUN LIK MAULS FROM AN EMP C HOW DEY CRI
IM KIKING....

KIKIN ALL DA LAMERZ, DROPRZ SUX0R DUNT U THNK?
US HAV LATN NAMZ YAH, WE DA BIG N SMART ONES,
MAN U BEN A NAUTY TRO U LET DA EMP WIN RAID

I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U!

MR TRO KING IS DA KING OF B.NET U CANT PLAY U SUX0R, MB?
C HOW DEY FLY LIK GRFFN N DA SKI, C HOW DEY SUK
IM KIKING....
I'M KI-I-I-I-IK...
IM KIKING...
I'M KI-I-I-I-IK!

TRO KING IN MIRTHMNE, KIKNG ALL DA HERON GARD
WARRIORS GET TRO-KIKED, BOWMEN DI FRIM MI KIK
MAN I LIK TO KIK DA LAMERS N DA BARRIER....

I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U!

........................

LIVIN IN RHIANON CITY FINDIN THINS 2 KIK
IF I DUNT KIK DORF I GET AL RESTLES, DEN I GONNA TRO KIK U!

I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!

ALRC IS A LAMER DROPR
I RELY WANT 2 TRO-KIK HIM MB! (TRO TRO TRO, ME ME ME, KIK KIK KIK!)
C HOW DEY CHETZ LIKE PIGZ IN STAMPEDE C HOW DEY CHETZ
IM KIKIN...

SUPA PHAT KUNG-FU TRO
RUNS N KIKS DA COMET MAN
DECEVERS A HAX0R, WATCHER GOT NO ARM NOW
MAN U SHUDA SEEN ME KIKIN ALL DA OTHR TRO

I AM DA RAID MAN, WOO!
DEY R DA RAID MEN, WOO!
I AM DA TRO KING! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!
I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U! I TRO KIK U!
U U U!
U, U, U, U U!
U U!

[repeating chant of "KIK KIK STOMP STOMP KIK KIK STOMP STOMP" with
intermittant outbursts of "U!", slowly fading into a background of thumps and
stomps and kicks and explosive Dwarven deaths, which itself then fades out]



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