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Parodies of Myth
Sympathy for the Rankh00r - Mark Levin
Sympathy for the Devil - Rolling Stones
Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of pointz and fame
I've been around for a long long year, but I never play unranked games
I was around when Lord Brian reached the comet, he rose so fast
Made damn sure that Pallor washed her hands and Blammed his ass.
Please to meet you, wish I weren't so lame
But what's puzzling you is the way I whored that game.

Stuck around ol' Willow-town, when I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Sun on the Proving Grounds, all the BNAs screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank, when World War 2 made something new to wank
Please to meet you, wish I weren't so lame
But what's puzzling you is the way I whored that game.

I watched with glee while celestials three fought in BC Grave for the points they crave
I shouted out "Won't someone reset me???" and nagged the host "Switch to Raid BC!"
Let me please introduce myself, take your points to hoard and save
As I lay traps with satchel bombs, as I dance upon your 'web and grave.
Please to meet you, wish I weren't so lame
But what's puzzling you is the way I whored that game.
Please to meet you, wish I weren't so lame
But what's puzzling you is the way I whored that game.

Just as every admin's corruptible and all the daggers lame
As crowns is shields, just call me Lucifer 'cause no one can make out my name
So if you meet me, have some giant Myrks, have some mortar dwarves, have some taste
Use all your well-learned Mything skillz or I'll lay your Souls to waste
Please to meet you, wish I weren't so lame
But what's puzzling you is the way I whored that game...



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