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| Parodies of Myth |
| Smash It Flat - Mark Levin |
Paint It Black - Rolling Stones
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Trow sees a heron and he wants to smash it flat
No units anywhere, he wants them to go splat
I see the ghols throw pus and set upon the troops
I send a journeyman 'cause he can cure the goop
I see a line of dwarves and they are laying traps
They set them off and watch the blood and flying crap
I see fetches turn their heads and fire a lightning blast
Those pesky melee, they are finally cooked at last
I look across the field and see a crowd of Myrks
I sneak behind them with a bigger crowd of zerks
Maybe then they'll slash and slash and chop them into bits
It's not easy charging them, you'd take a lot of hits
Once more my units have been blasted into goo
I could not foresee those dwarves shooting down at you
If I look hard enough into the overhead
I'll see them coming next time, then you won't be dead
Trow sees a heron and he wants to smash it flat
No units anywhere, he wants them to go splat
I see the ghols throw pus and set upon the troops
I send a journeyman 'cause he can cure the goop
I wanna see a Trow
Smash it flat
into bits
bloody bits
I want to see the troops
lie in pieces on the ground
I want to tell the tro, now, go
smash it flat,
yeah!
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