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The Real Rogue Shady - Forrest Cameranesi
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real rogue shady please stand up?
I repeat: Will the real rogue shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

[Phelot sings]
Y'all acting like you never seen a dead person before
'Xplodin all over the floor, dispersal dreams poppin' all over and more
Deceiver whoopin' her ass, bound me before he
Conversed with that whore, and now he's gonna whither her (Uhr!)
It's the return of the-

[Myrdred sings]
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding.
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?
And Damas he said ... nothing you idiot!
Damas is dead! His crow's in my petticoat! (Ha ha)

[Phelot]
All of the Warlocks love that Myrdred
chigga chigga chigga "Rogue shady, I'm sick of him."
Look at him! Floatin' around, weilding his you-know-what
Swingin' at you-know-who", "Yeah, and he's so ugly!"
Yeah, I prolly got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse that what's goin' on up in Damas' bedroom
Sometimes I think she might have V.D., cuz she's so loose, yet I can't know
Cuz Shiver would whisper me in the caboose
"Yo Damas got no lips! Yo Damas got no lips!"
And if I'm lucky he just might talk without a lisp
And here's the reason why we gotta scare all the little kids:
Folks expect 'em not to know what a Leveller's true mission is
Of course they're gonna know where Balor's fort is
by the time they hit Muirthemne!
They got the Head on their side, don't they?
"We ain't nothin' but mortals..."
Well, some of us immortals
Who never die of old age like you normals {*random slash and scream*}
But if we can kill dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason why a man can't kill another man and crack his bones
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Fetches wave your pantihose, sing the chorus and it goes...

I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Yes I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Bungie don't gotta cuss in their games to sell themselves
Well I do, so fuck them! Fuck MS, too!
You think I give a damn about that dam? Hee!
Most of you humans couldn't even find me, let alone drown me
"But Phelot, what if they win? Wouldn't it suck?"
Why? Some guy controlled my mind, the stupid fuck
So he could, sit me here next to this old schmuck
He and me together made Shiver a sitting duck.
So I could betray her and Damas and kill all those Myrks
And then Myrdred could surprise her with his whither first
Little bitch didn't have time to even hear my "Boo!"
("Yeah he's mean but at least he's still on our side! Woo hoo!")
I should disperal all of you like A-B-C
And show the whole world how I could kick an ass or three (Ahh!)
I'm sick of all you little h00rs and lamers! You ain't real gamers!
So I am comin' at you like a flamer! {*BOOM*}
And there's a hundred of us Shades like me
Who hate like me! Who all rant and berate like me!
Who dress like me! Float, gloat and act like me!
They just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Yes I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

That Head's a head trip to listen to, cause he's only givin you
things you whisper' 'bout in your myths and in your legends too
The only caveat is he's got no body at all
and so all y'all are gonna gotta be carrying him around and all
I just float in the air and cast it
and whether I get my ass kicked {*BOOM*} you just got blasted
faster than ninety percent of you humans out there
Then you wonder how can shades blow up these armies into thin air...
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm nintey
I'll be the only shade left on the continent, finding
Spells and raising armies and I'm hackin' off their heads
And I'm killin' but this damn hero named Alric still isn't dead
And every single person is a rogue shady lurkin
He could be hangin' in Seven Gates, floatin' around, gotta wait
{*Shade sound*} He's stuck on an island, circling
Screaming "Cowards! Finish me!"
With his mana down and low energy
So, will the real shady please stand up?
And blow one of those energon cubes on up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Cuz I'm a rogue shady yes I'm a real shady
All you other rogue shadies are just imitating
So won't the other rogue shadies please blow up?
please blow up? please blow up?

Ha ha
Guess there's a rogue shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all blow up



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