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Parodies of Myth
Myrkridian Rhapsody - Forrest Cameranesi
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
Is this the real world?
Am I just in the Tain?
Caught in a green haze,
No escape from oncoming pain.
Open your eyes,
Look up at this guy
And see...

I'm just a war toy,
I get no sympathy.
'Cause I'm easy maim, easy kill,
Never dull, quite a thrill.
Any way the blood flows,
Doesn't really matter to me...
To me.

Momma!
Just killed a man!
Put a claw against his head,
Flicked a finger, now he's dead!
Momma!
Life had just begun!
Then Connacht came and Tain'd us all away!
Momma! Oooo...
Didn't mean to make you die!
If I'm not dead (again) this time tomorrow,
Rot away! Rot away!
Because nothing really matters.

Too late...
My time has come...
Send shivers down their spines,
Bodies quaking all the time!
Goodbye, everybody!
You've got to go!
Gotta rip out all your spines,
And taste their goop!
Momma! Oooo... {anyway the blood flows}
They don't wanna die!
I bet they wish I'd never been born at all!

[guitar solo]

I see a little sihloetto of a man...
Scared ya, boo! Scared ya, boo! Do you like my big fangos?
Thunder bolts and lightning,
Not a bit as frightning as me!
Connachteo! {Connachteo!}
Connachteo! {Connachteo!}
Connachteo Alrico!
Magnifico-o-o-o!!!

I'm just a war toy, everyone fear me.
{He's just a war toy, from a war family}
{Spare them their lives from his monstrosity!}
Easy maim, easy kill, will you let me kill?
{Myrkridia, kill!}
{And we'll have quite a thrill!}
{Let him kill!}
{Myrkridia!}
{And we'll have quite a thrill!}
{Let him kill!}
{Myrkridia!}
{And we'll have quite a thrill!}
{Let him kill!}
{We'll have quite a thrill!}
{Let him kill!}
{We'll have quite a thrill!}
Let me kill!
{We wi-i-ill!}
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill kill kill kill kill!
Momma mia! Momma mia!
{Momma mia let him kill!}
The Leveller has Soulblighter set aside for me...
For me...
For me!!!!!

[rocking guitar solo]

So you think you can hack me and stab in my eye?
So you think kill me and leave me to die?
No-o-o baby! Can't you quiver for me baby?
Summoner, let me out!
Summoner, let me right out of here!

[more guitar rock]
{Ooh... ooh... ooh! Ooh, yeah, oooh yeah!}
[yet more guitar]

Nothing really matters.
Anyone can see.
Nothing really matters.
Nothing really matters,
'Cept me.

[soft piano]
{Any way the blood flows...}



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