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Parodies of Myth
Myrkridian People - Mike Powell
The Beautiful People - Marylin Manson
I will catch you and I will eat you.
Don't bother to resist, cuz I'll beat you.
Your meat won't hold me for all that long.
The weak ones are there just to feed the strong.

Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
It's all because you humans are so frail and feeble.
When you see us coming, you'll just freeze,
And you'll get down and beg on your knees!

There's no time to discriminate.
Slaughter every fucking zerk that's in your way!

Hey you, what do you see?
Something scary and something to flee?
Hey you, are you trying to run?
If you live in peace man, you never have fun!

The worms will live in every head.
You gotta choose them by aroma instead.
The bodiless people, the bodiless people.
It's all because you humans are so frail and feeble.

Long standing peace has it made it that way.
Old fashioned Levelling will take it away!

Hey you, what do you see?
Something scary, and something to flee?
Hey you, are you trying to run?
If you live in peace man, you never have fun!

There's no time to discriminate.
Slaughter every fucking zerk that's in your way!

Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.

Hey you, what do you see?
Something scary, and something to flee?
Hey you, are you trying to run?
If you live in peace man, you never have fun!

Hey you, what do you see?
Something scary, and something to flee?
Hey you, are you trying to run?
If you live in peace man, you never have fun!

Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.
Myrkridian people, Myrkridian people.



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