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| Parodies of Myth |
| Moles' Silver Hammer - Richard Terry |
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - The Beatles
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Joan was Callieach, studied metaphysical
Magic in the citadel
Late nights all alone with a Sunhammer
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Moles Secures majoring in masacre
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the battle
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as she's getting ready to go
A knock comes on the door...
Bang, bang, Moles' silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, moles' silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
Back in war again Moles plays the fool again
Shiver gets annoyed
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant du-u-u-el
She tells Moles to stay when the army has gone away
So he waits behind
Writing 50 times
"I must not be so-o-o-oo..."
But when she turns her back on the Trow
He creeps up from behind
Bang, bang, Moles' silver hammer
Came down upon her head
Bang, bang, moles' silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead
King Alric said "we caught a dirty one"
Moles stands alone
Painting testimonial pictures ohh-oh-oh-oh
Balor and Myrdred screaming from the gallery
Say he must go free (Moles must go free)
The king does not agree and he tells them so-o-o-oo
But as the words are leaving his lips
A noise comes from behind
Bang, bang, Moles' silver hammer
Came down upon his head
Bang, bang, moles' silver hammer
Made sure that he was dead
Si-ilve-er Ha-amer Trow.
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