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Parodies of Myth
Instant Carnage - Forrest Cameranesi
Instant Karma - The Beatles
[A Legion patrol commander wakes up to find thrall standing over him]

Instant carnage gonna get you.
Gonna hack you right in the head.
You better get your troops together,
Or you're surely gonna be dead.

[after the battle, half the forces are dead and he is seriously wounded]

What in the world are you thinking of?
Lying in a pool of blood?
And what on earth do you plan to do?
It's up to you. Yeah you!

[another scene, early in the war. Soulless throw javelins]

Instant carnage gonna get you.
Gonna shoot you right in the face.
Oughtta get the Dwarves and fir'Bolg,
To join the human race.

[the Emperor of Muirthemne watches the undead approach]

How could we claim a victory?
Looking at odds like these?
And who the hell do you think you are?
The Leveller? Gah, right, you are!!!

And we all fight on!
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun!
And we all fight on!
Everyone! Come on!

[some other scene, elsewhere]

Instant carnage gonna get you.
Gonna blast you down the hill.
And you recognise your brother
As that thrall you just killed.

[a man contemplates existance while speaking to a wight-blasted friend]

Why in the world are we here?
Surely just to live in pain and fear!
And why on earth are you there?
Why, you're everywhere! Hey look, there's your ear!

And we all fight on!
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun!
And we all fight on!
Come on! Come one! Come AH! AH! AHHH!

(Hey hey! Ahh, wight! Ahh! Ahh! AHHH!)

And we all fight on!
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun!
And we all fight on!
Come on! Come one! Come AH! AH! AHHH!
And we all fight on!
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun!
And we all fight on!
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun!
And we all fight on.
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun.
And we all fight on.
Like the moon, and the comet, and sun.



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