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Parodies of Myth
Happy Mythmas - Forrest Cameranesi
Happy Xmas (War is Over) - John Lennon
So this is Mythmas...
And what have you slain?
Another war over,
The world reborn again

And so this is Mythmas
I hope you have fun
With molotov cocktails
With cannons and guns

A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead

And so this is Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
For Dwarves and for TRO...
(If... you... kill... it...)
For the former's explosives...
(War... is... o... ver...)
And the latter's deft blows...
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)

And so happy Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
For daggars and emps
(If... you... kill... it...)
To the h00rs and the lamers:
(War... is... o... ver...)
"OMG U CAMPZ!"
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)

A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead

And so this is Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
And what have we slain?
(If... you... kill... it...)
Another war over,
(War... is... o... ver...)
The world reborn again
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)

And so happy Mythmas
(War... is... o... ver...)
We hope you kick ass
(If... you... kill... it...)
Cuz this TFL melee
(War... is... o... ver...)
Won't let my units pass
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)

A merry merry Mythmas!
On a ground that's stained red
Lets hope it's a good one
Without the undead

(War... is... o... ver...)
(If... you... kill... it...)
(War... is... o... ver...)
(ah... ah... ah... ah...)

(Happy Mythmas!)
(Happy Mythmas!)
(Happy Mythmas!)
[repeat, desynch, fade out]



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