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Parodies of Myth
Ghols Just Wanna Have Guns - Forrest Cameranesi
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun - Cindi Lauper
Some Ghols,
Like to play with goo
And others like wights & pus & doggy doo-doo
There's only one thing that they'd all love a ton.
Oh Ghols! just wanna have guns.
O-oh Ghols just wanna have guns!

I know how,
To keep a Ghol satisfied
When Dwarves are lacking vital limbs their grins get so wide
They're always in the mood to roam the Twelves Duns
And Ghols, they wanna have guns.
O-oh Ghols just wanna have-

That's all they really wa-a-a-ant!
Some gu-u-u-uns!
Not into civilization or fun,
Those Ghols, they wanna have guns.
Oh Ghols just wanna guns!
(ghols. they want. wanna have guns. ghols. wanna have...)

They eat like
They got iron stomachs
They're always looking for some carcass that they can wreck.
Can't figure out howcome they don't got the runs!
Oh Ghols, they wanna have guns!
Oh Ghols just wanna have-

That's all they really wa-a-a-ant!
Some gu-u-u-uns!
You see 'em comin' and you better run!
Those Ghols, they wanna have guns.
Oh Ghols just wanna guns!
(ghols. they want. wanna have guns. ghols. wanna have...)

They just wanna! They just wanna!
(Ghols!)
They just wanna!
(Ghols just wanna have guns!)
Ghols!
Ghols just wanna have guns!
(They just wanna! They just wanna!)
They just wanna! They just wanna!
They just wanna...



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