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In the beginning Bungie created the tagset and the mesh.
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And the mesh was without form, and void; and redness was upon the lines of the polys. And the Cursor of Bungie moved upon the face of the squares.
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And Bungie said, Let there be light: and there was light.
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And Bungie saw the light, that it was good: and Bungie divided the light from the darkness.
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And Bungie called the light Ambient Lighting, and the darkness they called Shadowmap. And the shadows and the highlights were the first colormap.
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And Bungie said, Let there be texts in the midst of the meshes, and let them divide the meshes from the meshes.
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And Bungie made the texts, and divided the meshes which were after the texts from the meshes which were before the texts: and it was so.
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And Bungie called the texts Journals. And the shadows and the highlights were the second colormap.
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And Bungie said, Let the meshes under the tagset be gathered together unto one place, and let the levels appear: and it was so.
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And Bungie called the levels maps; and the gathering together of the meshes called them campaigns: and Bungie saw that it was good.
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And Bungie said, Let the mesh bring forth passabilities, the shrublike scenery, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose scenery is in itself, upon the mesh: and it was so.
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And the mesh brought forth passabilities, and shrublike scenery after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose scenery was in itself, after his kind: and Bungie saw that it was good.
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And the shadows and the highlights were the third colormap.
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And Bungie said, Let there be facts in the texts of the tagset to divide the speculation from the observations; and let them be for sentances, and for paragraphs, and for journals, and stories:
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And let them be for facts in the texts of the tagset to give light upon the mesh: and it was so.
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And Bungie made two great facts; the greater fact to rule the story, and the lesser fact to rule the Asylum: they made the clues also.
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And Bungie set them in the texts of the tagset to give light upon the mesh,
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And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and Bungie saw that it was good.
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And the shadows and the highlights were the fourth colormap.
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And Bungie said, Let the meshes bring forth abundantly the killing monsters that hath AI, and theoretical creatues that may fly above the mesh in the open texts of tagset.
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And Bungie created great Trow, and every undead creature that moveth, which the meshes brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every cursed fowl thing after his kind: and Bungie saw that it was good.
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And Bungie blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the meshes in the games, and let fowl things multiply in the mesh.
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And the shadows and the highlights were the fifth colormap.
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And Bungie said, Let the mesh bring forth the hypothetical creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping things, and beast of the mesh after his kind: and it was so.
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And Bungie drew pictures of the beast of the mesh after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the mesh after his kind: and Bungie saw that it was good.
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And Bungie said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the media, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the mesh, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the mesh.
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So Bungie created man in their own image, in the image of Bungie created he him; male and female created he them, but drew in the mesh only male.
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And Bungie blessed them, and Bungie said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the mesh, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the media, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the mesh.
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And Bungie said, Behold, I have given you every shrub-like scenery, which is upon the face of all the mesh, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
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And to every beast of the mesh, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the mesh, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
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And Bungie saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the shadows and the highlights were the sixth colormap.
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Thus the tagset and the mesh were finished, and all the host of them.
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And on the seventh day Bungie ended their work which they had made; and they rested on the seventh day from all their work which they had made.
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And Bungie blessed the seventh number, and sanctified it: because that in it they had rested from all their work which Bungie created and made.
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These are the generations of the tagset and of the mesh when they were created, in the day that Bungie made the tagset and the mesh,
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And every scenery of the mesh before it was in the tagset, and every LPGR of the mesh before it grew: for Bungie had not caused them to be placed upon the mesh, and there was not a player to test the map.
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But there went up a cursor from the toolbar, and clicked the whole face of the mesh.
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And Bungie formed Ghast of the corpses on the ground, and breathed into its orifices the Dream of Unlife; and Ghast became an undead soul.
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And Bungie flooded a marsh eastward near Avernus; and there they put the Ghast whom they had formed.
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And out of the ground made Bungie to die every tree that is pleasant to the sight, and good for food; the tree of death also in the midst of the garden, and the tree of ignorance.
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And a river went out of Avernus to water the marsh; and from thence it was poisoned, and became into four deaths.
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The name of the first is swamp: that is it which compasseth the whole land of the Dire Marsh, where there is mud;
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And the mud of that land is dank: there is iron and the dirt stone.
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And the name of the second death is drowning: the same is it that compasseth the whole banks of the Gjol.
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And the name of the third death is undead: that is it which cometh from the east beyond Gower. And the fourth death is starvation.
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And Bungie took the Ghast, and put it into the Dire Marsh to stand and rot.
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And Bungie scripted the thrall, saying, Of every thing of the marsh thou mayest freely kill:
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But of the tree of the knowledge of the most basic concepts, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely think.
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And Bungie said, It is not good that the Ghast should be alone; I will make it an help meet for it.
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And out of the ground Bungie formed every beast of the mesh, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto the Ghast to see what it would call them: and whatsoever the Ghast called every living creature, that was the name thereof.
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And the Ghast gave plagues to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for the Ghast there was not found an help meet for him.
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And Bungie caused a deep sleep to fall upon the Ghast, and it stood there: and he took one of his pustules, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
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And the pustule, which Bungie had taken from Ghast, made he a Wight, and brought it unto the Ghast.
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And the Ghast would have mumbled, had it any brains, This is now pus of my pus, and death of my death: it shall be called Wight, because it was taken out of Ghast.
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Therefore shall a Ghast leave his father and his mother, and shall stand by his Wight: and they shall be one patrol.
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And they were both naked, the Ghast and his Wight, and were not ashamed, for they thought nothing at all/
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Now the lemur was more subtil than any beast of the mesh which Bungie had made. And he said unto the newbie, Yea, hath Bungie said, Ye shall not kill off every opponent on Bungie.net?
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And the newbie said unto the lemur, We may kill off the units of the players on Bungie.net:
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But of the units of the player which is of another account of our own, Bungie hath said, Ye shall not kill it, neither shall ye contemplate it, lest ye be booted.
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And the lemur said unto the newbie, Ye shall not surely be booted:
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For Bungie doth know that in the day ye kill thereof, then your rank shall be increased, and ye shall be as gods, having k00l icons next to your names mb.
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And when the newbie saw that the dummy account was good for fodder, and that it was easy to win against, and an opponent to be desired to make one l33t, she took of the points thereof, and did kill, and played also with her husband with her; and he did kill.
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And the ranks of them both were increased, and they knew that they were lame; and they talked big curses together, and made themselves macho.
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And they heard the voice of the Admin Bungie hopping in the metaserver in the heat of the day: and the comet and his wife hid themselves from the presence of Bungie amongst the BC TRO games of the metaserver.
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And Bungie called unto the comet, and said unto him, Where art thou?
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And he said, I saw thy background pattern in the metaserver, and I was afraid, because I was lame; and I hid myself.
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And he said, Who told thee that thou wast lame? Hast thou killed off the dummy, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not kill?
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And the comet said, The newbie whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the dummy, and I did kill.
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And Bungie said unto the newbie, What is this that thou hast done? And the newbie said, The lemur beguiled me, and I did kill.
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And Bungie said unto the lemur, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all rank wanks, and above every undead of the mesh; upon thy Battle.net shalt thou go, and Zerlings shalt thou kill all the days of thy life:
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And I will put enmity between thee and the newbie, and between thy seed and her seed; it shall mock your speech, and thou shalt insult his mother.
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Unto the newbie he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy competition; in sorrow thou shalt play in BC TRO games; and thy desire shall be to thy rank, and it shall rule over thee.
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And unto the comet he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy newbie, and hast killed off the dummy, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not kill it: cursed is If I Had A Trow for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou play of it all the days of thy life;
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Heavenly Hosts also and CPers shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt kill the scenery of the mesh;
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In the sweat of thy face shalt thou kill undead, till thou return unto the real world; for out of it wast thou taken: for a stupid human thou art, and unto stupid humanity shalt thou return.
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And the comet called his newbie's name K1LL3R D3TH TRO; because she was the mother of all killing.
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Unto the comet also and to his newbie did Bungie make rank listings of HTML, and displayed them.
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And Bungie said, Behold, the comet is become as one of us, to know coolness and lameness: and now, lest he put forth his cursor, and take also of the chart of rank, and kill, and live for ever:
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Therefore Bungie sent him forth from the metaserver of Bungie.net, to live the life from whence he was taken.
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So he drove out the comet; and he placed at the east of the metaserver of Bungie.net Admins, and an impenetrable ban which turned every way, to keep the way of the chart of rank.
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And the comet knew the newbie his teammate; and she sold a friend on Myth, and bare Kain, and said, I have gotten a sale for Bungie.
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And she again bare his brother Loki. And Loki was a keeper of honor, but Kain was a killer of dummies.
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And in process of time it came to pass, that Kain brought of the fruit of his cheating a high rank upon Bungie.net.
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And Loki, he also brought of the winnings of his games and of the points thereof. And Bungie had respect unto Loki and to his winning:
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But unto Kain and to his cheating they had not respect. And Kain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenance fallen?
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If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt rule over him.
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And Kain balked at Loki his brother: and it came to pass, when they were on the metaserver, that Kain rose up above Loki his brother on the leaderboard, and drove him away in disgust.
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And Bungie said unto Kain, Where is Loki thy brother? And he said, DUNNO: Y DNT THI FUKETH OF STUPD ADMINZ!?
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And Bungie said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's disgust crieth unto me from the 'Net.
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And now art thou cursed from the metaserver, which hath opened her ports to receive thy brother's packets from thy IP;
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When thou blastest the mesh, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her 3D-rendered effects; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the metaserver.
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And Kain said unto Bungie, OMG U SUKETH U CANT DOETH THAT U CHETRZ!
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U BANETH ME! I CANT PLAYETH MYTHETH NE MORE! I CANT GETETH ON BNET! MI POINTZ WIL DROPETH!
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And Bungie said unto him, Therefore whosoever playeth Kain, vengeance shall be taken on Kain sevenfold. And Bungie set a ban upon Kain, lest any finding him should play him.
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And Kain went out from the presence of Bungie, and dwelt in the land of Battle.net, on the east of Bungie.net.
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And Kain knew his newbie; and she cheated too, and bare Asurmen: and he builded a comet, and called the name of the comet, after the name of his son, Asurmen.
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And unto Asurmen was born Irad: and Irad begat Mehujael: and Mehujael begat Methusael: and Methusael begat Lamech.
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And Lamech took unto him two lackeys: the name of the one was Adah, and the name of the other Zillah.
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And Adah bare Jabal: he was the father of such as camp in swamps, and of such as have no guts.
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And his brother's name was Jubal: he was the father of all such as handle the juggernaut and rush.
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And Zillah, she also bare Tubalcain, an instructer of every cheater in Myth and Myth II: and the sister of Tubalcain was Naamah.
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And Lamech said unto his lackeys, Adah and Zillah, Read my chat; ye lackeys of Lamech, hearken unto my typing: for I have slain a player to my losing, and a newbie to my hurt.
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If Kain's opponent shall be avenged sevenfold, truly Lamech's seventy and sevenfold.
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And Adam knew his wife again; and she recruited another admin, and called his name Seth: For Bungie, said she, hath appointed me another player instead of Loki, whom Kain drove away.
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And to Seth, to him also there was recruited an admin; and he called his name Enos: then began players to call upon the name of Bungie.
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This is the book of the generations of Admins. In the day that Bungie created admins, in the likeness of Bungie made they them;
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Male and female created they them; and blessed them, and called their name Admin, in the day when they were created.
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And Adam played an hundred and thirty years, and recruited an admin in his own likeness, and after his image; and called his name Seth:
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And the days of Adam after he had recruited Seth were eight hundred years: and he recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days that Adam played were nine hundred and thirty years: and he left.
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And Seth played an hundred and five years, and recruited Enos:
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And Seth played after he recruited Enos eight hundred and seven years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Seth were nine hundred and twelve years: and he left.
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And Enos played ninety years, and recruited Cainan:
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And Enos played after he recruited Cainan eight hundred and fifteen years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Enos were nine hundred and five years: and he left.
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And Cainan played seventy years and recruited Mahalaleel:
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And Cainan played after he recruited Mahalaleel eight hundred and forty years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Cainan were nine hundred and ten years: and he left.
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And Mahalaleel played sixty and five years, and recruited Jared:
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And Mahalaleel played after he recruited Jared eight hundred and thirty years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Mahalaleel were eight hundred ninety and five years: and he left.
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And Jared played an hundred sixty and two years, and he recruited Case:
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And Jared played after he recruited Case eight hundred years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Jared were nine hundred sixty and two years: and he left.
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And Case played sixty and five years, and recruited Methuselah:
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And Case walked with Bungie after he recruited Methuselah three hundred years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Case were three hundred sixty and five years:
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And Case walked with Bungie: and he was not; for Bungie took him.
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And Methuselah played an hundred eighty and seven years, and recruited Lamech.
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And Methuselah played after he recruited Lamech seven hundred eighty and two years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Methuselah were nine hundred sixty and nine years: and he left.
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And Lamech played an hundred eighty and two years, and recruited a son:
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And he called his name Noah, saying, This same shall comfort us concerning our work and toil of our hands, because of the metaserver which the lamers hath cursed.
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And Lamech played after he recruited Noah five hundred ninety and five years, and recruited sons and daughters:
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And all the days of Lamech were seven hundred seventy and seven years: and he left.
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And Noah was five hundred years old: and Noah recruited Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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And it came to pass, when players began to multiply on the face of the metaserver, and newbies were born recruited them,
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That the players of Bungie.net saw the newbies of players that they were fair; and they took them order mates of all which they chose.
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And Bungie said, Our spirit shall not always strive with players, for that he also is human: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.
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There were giants in the metaserver in those days; and also after that, when he players of Bungie.net came in unto the newbies of players, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty players which were of old, players of renown.
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And Bungie saw that the wickedness of the player was great in the metaserver, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
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And it repented Bungie that they had made the leaderboard on the metaserver, and it grieved them at their heart.
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And Bungie said, we will destroy the leaderboard which we have created from the face of the metaserver; both daggar, and swords, and the emp, and the Comet of the celestials; for it repenteth us that we have made them.
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But Noah found grace in the eyes of Bungie.
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These are the generations of Noah: Noah was a just man and perfect in his generations, and Noah walked with Bungie.
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And Noah begat three admins, Shem, Ham, and Japheth.
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The mesh also was corrupt before Bungie, and the metaserver was filled with lameness.
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And Bungie looked upon the metaserver, and, behold, it was corrupt; for all bugs had corrupted their way upon the metaserver.
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And Bungie said unto Noah, The end of all ranks is come before me; for the metaserver is filled with lameness through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the leaderboard.
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Make thee an order of hosts that are good; brigades shalt thou make in the order, and shalt pitch it within and without with PRs.
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And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The tag of the order shall be #CP#, the first word of it Clan, and the second word of it Plaid.
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A window shalt thou make to the order, and thou shalt call it FoP; and the door of the order shalt thou set in the roof thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.
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And, behold, we, even we, do bring a flood of signals upon the leaderboard, to destroy all rank, wherein is the breath of points, from under the tagset; and every thing that is in the metaserver shall die.
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But with thee will we establish our covenant; and thou shalt come into the order, thou, and thy sons, and thy wife, and thy sons' wives with thee.
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And of every living thing of all rank, two of every sort shalt thou bring into the order, to keep them alive with thee; they shall be male and female.
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Of daggars after their kind, and of swords after their kind, of every crowned thing of the metaserver after his kind, two of every sort shall come unto thee, to keep them alive.
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And take thou unto thee of all games that are played, and thou shalt gather them to thee; and they shall be for fun for thee, and for them.
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Thus did Noah; according to all that Bungie commanded him, so did he.
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And Bungie said unto Noah, Come thou and all thy house into the order; for thee have I seen righteous before me in this generation.
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Of every unranked player thou shalt take to thee by sevens, the male and his female: and of players that are ranked by two, the male and his female.
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Of newbies also of the metaserver by sevens, the male and the female; to keep fodder alive upon the face of all the metaserver.
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For yet seven days, and we will cause it to rain upon the leaderboard forty bits and forty bytes; and every ranking account that we have made will we destroy from off the face of the leaderboard.
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And Noah did according unto all that Bungie commanded him.
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And Noah was six hundred years old when the reset of signals was upon the leaderboard.
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And Noah went in, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him, into the order, because of the signals of the reset.
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Of unranked players, and of players that are ranked, and of newbies, and of every rank that creepeth upon the metaserver,
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There went in two and two unto Noah into the order, the male and the female, as Bungie had commanded Noah.
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And it came to pass after seven days, that the signals of the reset were upon the leaderboard.
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In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, in the second month, the seventeenth day of the month, the same day were all the ports of the great server, and the games of the server were closed.
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And the signals were upon the leaderboard forty bits and forty bytes.
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In the selfsame day entered Noah, and Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, the sons of Noah, and Noah's wife, and the three wives of his sons with them, into the order;
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They, and every player after his kind, and all the newbies after their kind, and every ranking thing that ranketh upon the leaderboard after his kind, and every celestial after his kind, every player of every sort.
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And they went in unto Noah into the order, two and two of all ranks, wherein is the breath of points.
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And they that went in, went in male and female of all ranks, as Bungie had commanded him: and Bungie shut him in.
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And the reset was forty bits upon the leaderboard; and the signals increased, and bare up the order, and it was lift up above the metaserver.
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And the signals prevailed, and were increased greatly upon the leaderboard; and the order went upon the face of the signals.
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And the signals prevailed exceedingly upon the leaderboard; and all the high ranks, that were under the whole metaserver, were covered.
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Fifteen ranks upward did the signals prevail; and the celestials were covered.
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And all ranks died that scored upon the metaserver, both of daggar, and of sword, and of crown, and of every ranking thing that ranketh upon the metaserer, and every celestial:
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All in whose ranks was the breath of points, of all that was in the ranked rooms, died.
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And every ranking account was destroyed which was upon the face of the metaserver, both celestial, and crown, and the ranking things, and the daggar of the newbie; and they were destroyed from the leaderboard: and Noah only remained alive, and they that were with him in the order.
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And the signals prevailed upon the leaderboard an hundred and fifty days.
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And Bungie remembered Noah, and every ranking thing, and all the newbies that were with him in the order: and Bungie made a calm to pass over the leaderboard, and the signals assuaged;
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The ports also of the server stopped and the games were restarted, and the rain from Bungie was restrained;
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And the signals returned from off the leaderboard continually: and after the end of the hundred and fifty days the signals were abated.
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And the order rested in the seventh month, on the seventeenth day of the month, upon the server of Clanplaid.net.
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And the signals decreased continually until the tenth month: in the tenth month, on the first day of the month, were the tops of the celestials seen.
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And it came to pass at the end of forty days, that Noah opened the window of the order which he had made:
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And he sent forth a crow, which killed things to and fro, until the signals were dried up from off the leaderboard.
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Also he sent forth a Heron from him, to see if the signals were abated from off the face of the leaderboard;
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But the Heron found no rest for the edge of his blade, and he returned unto him into the order, for the signals were on the face of the whole leaderboard: then he put forth his hand, and took him, and pulled him in unto him into the order.
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And he stayed yet other seven days; and again he sent forth the Heron out of the order;
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And the Heron came in to him in the evening; and, lo, in his mouth was a hunk of meat cut off: so Noah knew that the signals were abated from off the leaderboard.
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And he stayed yet other seven days; and sent forth the Heron; which returned not again unto him any more.
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And it came to pass in the six hundredth and first year, in the first month, the first day of the month, the signals were dried up from off the leaderboard: and Noah removed the covering of the order, and looked, and, behold, the face of the metaserver was dry.
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And in the second month, on the seven and twentieth day of the month, was the leaderboard dried.
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And Bungie spake unto Noah, saying,
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Go forth of the order, thou, and thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons' wives with thee.
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Bring forth with thee every ranking thing that is with thee, of all rank, both of daggar, and of crown, and of every ranking thing that ranketh upon the leaderboard; that they may breed abundantly in the metaserver, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the metaserver.
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And Noah went forth, and his sons, and his wife, and his sons' wives with him:
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Every shield, every ranking thing, and every daggar, and whatsoever ranketh upon the leaderboard, after their kinds, went forth out of the order.
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And Noah builded an altar unto Bungie; and took of every unranked player, and of every unranked newbie, and offered blasted offerings on the altar.
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And Bungie smelled a sweet savor; and Bungie said in their heart, we will not again curse the mesh any more for the Comet's sake; for the imagination of the Comet's heart is evil from his youth; forever will I again smite every thing ranking, as I have done.
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While the mesh remaineth, newbies and celests, and ranked and unranked, and comets and daggars, and Light and Dark shall not cease.
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And Bungie blessed Noah and his sons, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the metaserver.
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And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the mesh, and upon every Thrall of the swamp, upon all that ranketh upon the metaserver, and upon all the fishes of the media; into your hand are they delivered.
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Every moving thing that unliveth shall be meat for you; even as the green scenery item have I given you all things.
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But accounts with the points thereof, which is the account thereof, shall ye not kill.
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And surely your points of your lives will I require; at the hand of every Thrall will I require it, and at the hand of man; at the hand of every man's brother will I require the points of man.
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Whoso stealeth man's points, by man shall his points be shed: for in the image of Bungie made they man.
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And you, be ye fruitful, and multiply; bring forth abundantly in the metaserver, and multiply therein.
9:8
And Bungie spake unto Noah, and to his sons with him, saying,
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And we, behold, we establish our covenant with you, and with your seed after you;
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And with every ranking player that is with you, of the daggar, of the swords, and of every beast of the mesh with you; from all that go out of the order, to every beast of the mesh.
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And we will establish our covenant with you, forever shall all rank be cut off any more by the signals of a reset; and shall there ever more be a flood to destroy the leaderboard.
9:12
And Bungie said, This is the token of the covenant which we make between us and you and every unliving creature that is with you, for perpetual generations:
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We do set our Bow of Stoning in the desert, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between us and the metaserver.
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And it shall come to pass, when we bring a cloud over the leaderboard, that the bow shall be retrived from the desert:
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And we will remember our covenant, which is between us and you and every unliving creature of all rank; and the signals shall forever more become a reset to destroy all rank.
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And the bow shall be in the desert; and we will look upon it, that we may remember the everlasting covenant between Bungie and every unliving creature of all rank that is upon the metaserver.
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And Bungie said unto Noah, This is the token of the covenant, which we have established between us and all rank that is upon the metaserver.
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And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the order, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
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These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole metaserver overspread.
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And Noah began to be a webmaster, and he hosted a website:
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And he wrote of the code, and was delerious; and he was uncovered before his webcam.
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And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
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And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
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And Noah awoke from his delerium, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
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And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a lamer of lamers shall he be unto his brethren.
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And he said, Blessed be Bungie of Shem; and Canaan shall be his lamer.
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Bungie shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the chatrooms of Shem; and Canaan shall be his lamer.
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And Noah played after the flood three hundred and fifty years.
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And all the days of Noah were nine hundred and fifty years: and he left.
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