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Parodies of Myth
The First Era- Forrest Cameranesi
The First Noel - folk classic
The fi-irst e-era, the-e Lev'ler did slay,
All the farmers and shepherds in fields where they played
In fi-ields whe-ere they pla-ayed games with their sheep
(As created by Vista, those damn kick-ass [bleep]s)
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell... oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our wo-orld as well...

They lo-o-o-oked up a-and saw a comet
Shining in the the East, and they said "oh shit".
A-and to-o the-e earth i-it ga-ave great fright,
A-and so it continued both da-ay and night.
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell... oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our wo-orld as well...

A-and by-y the-e light o-of that same comet,
Three-ee Fallen Lords ca-ame and fo-ollowed it;
To-o seek a Leveller wa-as thei-eir intent,
And to follow the comet wherever it went.
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell... oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our wo-orld as well...

Thi-is comet bro-ought fright to the pea-eacefull west,
O'er Ma-adriga-al it too-ook its rest;
A-and there the Leveller di-id ki-ill and slay,
Ri-ight up to the place where the Great Hero lay.
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell... oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our wo-orld as well...

The-en e-ente-ered in tha-at Leveller, he,
Fu-ull armor decked out with a weapon or three;
A-and cursed at the Hero i-in wo-ords quite crass,
And proceeded to grow down and bu-ust his ass
Oh hell... oh hell... oh hell... oh hell...
We are all doomed, and our wo-orld as well...



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