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Parodies of Myth
Damage For Nothin' - Forrest Cameranesi
Money For Nothin' - Dire Straights
I want my...
I want my F2 key...

Look at them solos
That's the way you do it
Fast forward through it with your F2 key

That ain't playin'
That's the way you do it.
Damage for nothing and your points for free.

Nah, that ain't playin'
That's the way you do it.
Lemme tell ya, them guys ain't dumb.
Maybe get a blister on your middle finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb.

We got to install 1.3.1 patches
Custom formation controve-ersey-ee-ey!
We got to move these damn slow units
We got to move without F2 ke-e-ey!

(Move-a move-a)

We got to install 1.3.1 patches
Custom formation controve-ersey-ee-ey!
We got to move these damn slow units
We got to move without F2 ke-e-ey!

(Lookit that, lookit that!)

I shoulda learned to play BC TRO
I shoulda learned to play real dumb
Lookit that lemur! He got a rankin and a h00rin!
And man... we could have some...
And who's all there? Whassat? What's all them noises?
Yer stomping with yer phat tros like the comet
Oh that ain't playin'
That's the way you do it.
Get yo damage for nothing and your points for free.

We got to install 1.3.1 patches
Custom formation controve-ersey-ee-ey!
We got to move these damn slow units
We got to move without F2 ke-e-ey!

{howl}

Listen here, now,
That ain't playin'
That's the way you do it
Fast forward through it with your F2 key

That ain't playin'
That's the way you do it.
Damage for nothing and your points for free.

Damage for nothing
And your points for free.
Get your damage for nothing
And your points for free.
Lookit that, lookit that!
Get your damage for nothing
(I want my... I want my...)
And your points for free.
(I want my F2 key...)
Get your damage for nothing
(I want my... I want my...)
And your points for free.
(I want my F2 key...)



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