Myth@Bungie.org -> Miscellaneous -> Fan Creations -> Parodies of Myth

A not so long time ago,
I can still remember
How Bungie used to make me smile
and I knew if they had their chance
they could make mac-gamers dance
and maybe they'd be happy for a while
but the month of june made me shiver
for every deceiving speech Jason Delivered
Bungie had run Hither
Sold off to the Highest Bidders
and I can't remember if I cried
when I read about bungie's new bride
But it felt like a tro-kick in the side
the day that bungie
died

And we were singin'
die die mr. microsoft guy
you may have killed bungie but now you must fry
and those good ol' fans who were drunker then I
Singin 'this will be the day that you die'
This will be the day that you die!

And did you write the Total C? That journey man was High you see
Yes, the jounal tells me so
Do you beleive in bungie heaven? It has something to do with the number 7
and can you, teach me how to BC Trow?
Well I know that they're not done with 'em, I think they should dispersal them
With gut splattered on the wall
He is setting up for a fall
I was a lonly freaky computer geek, but I was comet just last week
But I new my luck was meek
the day Bungie died

And we were singin'
Die die mr. microsoft guy
you may have killed bungie but now you must fry
those good ol' fans who were drunker then I
Singin 'this will be the day that you die'
This will be the day that you die!

now for ten days we been on on our own
Bungie.net is as slow as stone
but thats not how it used to be
When Alric tossed that eblis stone
So he could take balor all alone
...and with some zerks that numbered three
And while the evil king was looking down, a zerk cut off his horned crown
8 avatara dead, we sure paid a price for that head!
and while madrigal was sacked by the dark
soulblighter left his mark
and we sang dirges in the dark
the day, bungie died

Helter Skelter, its a summer swlter, the Bill shut down the big map shelter
Myth seems to be falling fast
Its going to die, on the grass, knock the rank whores on their @ss
With santa, unseen but still first class
Well, while bungie was still smoking fumes, ww2 players marched to a tune
we got up to break the hacks, and will myth ever get ranked back?
cause when the newbies tried to take the feild
the ww2 players refused to yeild
too many points to be revealed
the day bungie died
and we were singin'

And there we were, all lost in space, bungie.net was stopped in place
next no multi player left us in a jam
so come on halo, come be quick
because oni sat on a candle stick
and money is the devil's only friend
And As I watched him at the fest, my hands were clenched in protest
no angle born in hell
Could break bill gate's spell
and as the skulls piled in the night
to block all the good bungie light
I saw bill gates laughing in delight
the day, bungie died

{Slow}

I met an admin who sang the blues, he said good news would not come soon™
and then he smiled and turned away
and I whent down to that software store
where I'd bought Pathways, years before
but the man there, said that bungie wouldn't sell
and in the forums, rioters screamed, the addicts cried, and the devil dreamed
but not a word was spoken, only keyboards were broken
and the three men I admire most, Alex, Tuncer, and Ram were toast
they took the last bus for the coast
the day, Bungie died
but they were still singin'!

Die die mr. microsoft guy
you may have killed bungie but now you must fry
those good ol' fans who were drunker then I
Singin 'this will be the day that you die'
This will be the day that you die!

And we were all singin'
Die die mr. microsoft guy
you may have killed bungie but now you must fry
those good ol' fans who were drunker then I
Singin 'this will be the day that you die'
This will be the day that you die!