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Parodies of Myth
Blam! - Forrest Cameranesi
Stand - R.E.M
Blam!
In the face of the Dark!
(Want some more?)
Think about concussions, wonder what can cause 'em, now...

Blam!
Molotov cocktails work!
(You're not dead!)
Really makes a big explosion, any way you mix it at all...

If you're really slow,
Shambling 'round...
You're a prime target,
To get blammed around!

The duds
Are there
To make a big boom.

The boom
Is bigger
In an enclosed room. Oh,

Blam!
A Warlock's fireball!
(They're the best!)
Think about magicians, wonder who can be one, now...

Blam!
From Myrkridian skulls!
(Ow that smarts!)
Think about the stuff they're made from, wonder if that could've been me...

If you need a daggar,
Keep one around.
Watch out for satchels
All over the ground.

Now if there's some left
Don't just blow 'em out
Make them ambushes
For baddies about! Now,

Blam!
Just to drive the point home,
(Still not dead?)
Really big explosions are what wights are made of, now...

Blam!
Love it when they're all bunched!
(Fodder time!)
Think about the better melee back in TFL days of old...

[solo]

Now once you light it,
You can't put it out.
Throw it away from
What you care about.

The flame
Is going
The ignite the fuel

The fuel
Is there
To blow up the ghouls! Oh,

Blam!
(BLAM!)
(Blam some more!)
Think of detonation, when I lay my satchels now,

Blam!
(BLAM!)
(Molotovs!)
Really make a big explosion any way you mix 'em!

Blam!
In the place where you live!
(You're upset!?)
Gotta blow things up no matter who's around me, now...

Blam!
In the place where I work!
(Meet your death!)
Think about obsession, wonder if there's a problem here...

Blam!
All around my Myrgard!
(Die Ghols Die)
Blam!
Any place that you are!
(My oh my)

Blam
Is there
To make a ka-blam...
The blam
Is there
To make a ka-blam, o-oh...
BLAM!



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